Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Isn't it funny how slang works...it doesn't become popular until white people start saying it. For example, 'ghetto'. I hear young white kids saying ghetto like it's something new....but I was saying that with my roomates back in college so at least 5 years ago and I'm pretty certain it was closer to seven or eight years ago (alcohol affects long term memory).
So Thursday is the third anniversary of my 26th birthday. I'm kind of excited to have another birthday but I don't want to do anything special for it. I'll just enjoy being back in Atlanta, at my house, with my stuff, and my Fiancee....

But of course, friends have different plans....must celebrate....must go out....I've gone out nearly every night for the past three months....I don't feel a need to go out....ever again....
I apologize for not wanting to go out clubbing anymore, I've done it, I was with it at the time, but the time has come that I'm done with it....I get easily annoyed by the crowds, the uneasiness of people staring, the whole culture of it....maybe hiphop killed the club culture for me.....but I just don't feel like living that life....I'm much more the beer commercial kind of guy...that's the life I enjoy right now.....just give me a bar and a couple of good friends, I'm happy....
Why is it so hard to understand that I am a simple man with simple pleasures?

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Did I mention the bad week of testing?!!?!?
I have had a bad bad week of coding...no matter what I do, something else fails!!
So this weekend was a grand time. It was my sports weekend in the ATL...watching the controversial Sugar Shane victory, then Sunday, Georgia Dome, Redskins vs Falcons. The Redskins were the last of my favorite teams that I had never seen live and now that is complete...the sports fan in me is satiated!!!! And they won the damn game....ain't that some shit!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Monday, September 08, 2003

So how exactly does one attract others to his blog so that he has regular readers and comments?
How cool was that that my last two posts were almost an exact hour apart...
Groovy, just groovy....looks like I'll be in Boston for another few weeks....not particularly happy, not particularly mad....but I am going to start going home every other weekend.....sounds like they have plans for me to be here a while....don't know how cool I am with that....
Sports republicans are those media whores that let their opinions of an athletes personal life determine whether they garner professional respect. For example, last night Bill Romanowksi of the Oakland Raiders tackles this guy and in the process the guy doesn't land until he's out of bounds. Immediately, there are folks in my local watering hole saying that should be a penalty because Romanowski is a shitbag for breaking his teammates nose in a scuffle in practice, not a penalty because Romanowski broke any rules, just because he doesn't like him. I proceed to say during the game, the player's on field performance is all that matters....to which this person responds 'Well you're a Kobe fan so I expect that from you'......That's funny/sad because Kobe is innocent until proven guilty or does that not apply to black athletes......I should have said that to this guy but I didn't....I just stopped talking to him because I realized he was a sports republican.....
I realized last night that there are a lot of sports republicans out there. That kind of pisses me off. I'll explain later.

Friday, September 05, 2003

Well, I've been in Boston for three months now on this three week assignment....long enough to dislike someone at work. She's just so freakin' loud and annoying. It's like she needs everyone within fifty feet to hear the bad joke she's about to make. And she can't seem to remember anything correctly.....

Anyway, I refuse to let it bother me. On a different note, I am supposed to be going home for good next week so I am going to work this entire weekend for the extra cash and also so I can make sure everything is finished so that I don't have anything holding me back. It's been fun but it's time to move on.

I want to type something funny but I can't think of anything funny to say.

Why does it seem like women are more attracted to men that are in relationships than they are to ones who aren't? I never was the kind of guy who could pick up a lot of women when I was single. They always thought of me as a friend but never as a sex toy. But now that I'm engaged, they are hitting on me like I'm some kind of, well, sex toy. I don't mind but I sure wish they would have caught up with me back when I was single instead of waiting until I can't touch!!

Ok, I'm heading home, system is down, just wasting time sitting here so I'm gon'
Don't know why I had this thought but where does the blood that fills an erect penis go after the penis is no longer erect.....you would think some other part of your body would swell up or something.....
Redskins Fight Song Hail to theRedskins

Redskins 16 Jets 13....oh what a night!!!

Thursday, September 04, 2003

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I am so friggin sleepy today. I can't believe how sleepy I am. I am like sleepier than I was the last time I couldn't believe how sleepy I was....I mean I'm way sleepier than that....

Alas when shall I sleep....not tonite, for there is football to be seen. Perhaps after work, ah but there is a cableman expected at our residence...that man cannot, and shall not be missed.....what to do....drink it off perhaps during the game....can do!!!!
Tonite...is the night....It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings....{beatbox, beatbox} [high voice] football.......football[/high voice]

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

I am quite ready for the football season to begin. I've got like eight fantasy teams and I'm just ready to win at least 4 of my leagues....anything less will not be acceptable!