Tuesday, November 30, 2004
It's amazing how many writers in the blogosphere can't spell. I know I've made mistakes before but I tend to just leave the whole word out as opposed to butcher it. I'm not really ranting, more of a pet peeve type of thing...ranting is more of a pet pissed off kind of thing.
Marriage Revelations
I'm not getting cold feet or anything...but I am having these revelations...
Revelation #1: I've been a bachelor for 30 years! 30 Years. What a way to end a streak.....
Revelation #2: After Saturday, beer commercials will no longer talk to me. Lite beer commercials will talk to me......eeeewwww!
Revelation #3: Calling the Fiancee the ol' battleaxe is no longer just a joke.....
Revelation #4: Since we've been living in sin in our own house for years now, I guess kids really are the next step.....somebody calling me daddy??
Revelation #5: I've gotta start wanting to go to the Home Depot.....
Revelation #1: I've been a bachelor for 30 years! 30 Years. What a way to end a streak.....
Revelation #2: After Saturday, beer commercials will no longer talk to me. Lite beer commercials will talk to me......eeeewwww!
Revelation #3: Calling the Fiancee the ol' battleaxe is no longer just a joke.....
Revelation #4: Since we've been living in sin in our own house for years now, I guess kids really are the next step.....somebody calling me daddy??
Revelation #5: I've gotta start wanting to go to the Home Depot.....
Messing up a saying
So speaking to a coworker (one that reads this site on occasion), she was requesting I do her a favor. I said I would to which she replied 'I'm forever in your death'.....I knew what she was trying to say but I like to give her a hard time so now I'm wondering if I should do the favor since apparently it will result in my death....
Monday, November 29, 2004
The Final Chapter
The final chapter of bachelorness has begun. I am to be married on Saturday, five days. Of course, it has become a little more real than it has been previously in that we've been engaged for so long that the actual date was always off in the future some time.
I can't say I'm nervous about getting married per se. I'm more nervous because though I had no particular desire to have a wedding, I know how much it means to the ol' battleaxe so I want everything to go as she wishes. She wants the perfect wedding so much and she's put so much time and stress and . . . oh yeah and money into it that I would pain if it doesn't go as she has planned.
Ah well. At this point we can only go over the final details....again and hope we don't miss anything. Although this time next week, I should be arriving near that tropical paradise called Jamaica....heeeheee giddy like a school girl about that......
I can't say I'm nervous about getting married per se. I'm more nervous because though I had no particular desire to have a wedding, I know how much it means to the ol' battleaxe so I want everything to go as she wishes. She wants the perfect wedding so much and she's put so much time and stress and . . . oh yeah and money into it that I would pain if it doesn't go as she has planned.
Ah well. At this point we can only go over the final details....again and hope we don't miss anything. Although this time next week, I should be arriving near that tropical paradise called Jamaica....heeeheee giddy like a school girl about that......
Friday, November 26, 2004
Thanksgiving
A very quiet one for the Xpinionated family. This is the first Thanksgiving that I can remember that I haven't been with my family. A little sad but I didn't think too much of that yesterday. Just me and the ol' battleaxe eating, sleeping and watching movies. Actually we haven't left the house in over 36 hours....
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
BlogExplosion and such
I am suddenly realizing that there is no way that I will be able to block as many blogs as I need to. There are so many people out there who seem to have trouble seeing two, let alone any numeral greater than two, sides to an issue or story. It's disgusting....I wish Canada weren't so cold sometimes.....
Gmail Invites for Contest Winners!!!
I'm sure you've seen other blogs offering gmail invites. First come, first serve they tout. Well not here at Xpinionated, nope here, you gotta earn your gmail invites.
"But sire, how ever will we earn such a prestigious reward", cried the loyal readers and necomers alike.
"Heeheee," giggled King Xpionio Nated, "I'll tell you how! But alas, I won't tell you until I get some ideas from you readers"
Okay, my bad, don't know where I was going with that. Anyway, I have 6 invites and the rights to hiphopfan@gmail.com. In order to get them, there will be a contest...unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with what contest it will be. So here's the deal, today and tomorrow I will be accepting contest ideas...the person with the best idea will receive an invite automatically. The other invites will go to the winner of the contest.
"But sire, how ever will we earn such a prestigious reward", cried the loyal readers and necomers alike.
"Heeheee," giggled King Xpionio Nated, "I'll tell you how! But alas, I won't tell you until I get some ideas from you readers"
Okay, my bad, don't know where I was going with that. Anyway, I have 6 invites and the rights to hiphopfan@gmail.com. In order to get them, there will be a contest...unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with what contest it will be. So here's the deal, today and tomorrow I will be accepting contest ideas...the person with the best idea will receive an invite automatically. The other invites will go to the winner of the contest.
Horrible sign of the times
The following article was printed in the Kansas City Star. It's an
article by Jason Whitlock. I find myself saddened by this
article...and I'll throw my opinions in where I see fit....
Posted on Mon, Nov. 22, 2004
Click here to find out more!
Race plays role as NBA deals with Detroit fiasco
By JASON WHITLOCK
Kansas City Star
NBA commissioner David Stern sent a message to his players Sunday.
By issuing three of the harshest penalties in league history - a
73-game suspension of Ron Artest, 30 games for Stephen Jackson and 25
games for Jermaine O'Neal - Stern let his players know that the league
will aggressively try to clean up its image problem.
For their role in Friday's ugly brawl at Detroit, the Pacers,
favorites to represent the East in the NBA finals, received the death
penalty. Indiana's season is over. O'Neal, Artest, both All-Stars, and
Jackson are Indiana's three best players.
Stern had no choice. TV ratings for the league have been steadily
falling since Michael Jordan's heyday. The league's image has been in
decline since Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and Jordan ruled.
Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell, Kobe Bryant, Dream Team failures, an
embrace of all the negative aspects of the hip-hop culture and a
horrid style of play have conspired to make the NBA easy to ignore.
Horrid style of play? Most people complain that
there is no defense. Funny thing is in the NBA's heyday the scoring
was significantly higher in the 80's than it is today. Defense wasn't
a problem then???By decimating the Pacers and publicly
acknowledging that there has been a lowering of expectations in terms
of player (and fan) behavior, Stern made it clear he's not in denial
about the NBA's troubles.
I am, however, concerned that the league's players will remain in
denial. Surrounded by groupies and yes-men, fortified by
multimillion-dollar contracts and endorsement deals, it will be easy
for NBA players to misinterpret Stern's warning.
In this column, I am calling on my peers in the media to level with
NBA players (and all professional athletes) and tell them what's
really going on.
American sports fans, particularly those who consistently shell out
the hundreds of dollars it takes to attend a professional game, are
fed up with black professional basketball players in particular and
black professional athletes to a lesser degree.color="#800000"> But they aren't fed up with the baseball fights, the
hockey fights. It's only when black players are involved is the fight
not good....?
Yeah, let's cut through all the garbage and get to the real issue. The
people paying the bills don't like the product, don't like the
attitude, don't like the showboating and don't like the flamboyance.
The NBA, which relies heavily on African-American players, is at the
forefront of fan backlash. Stern realizes this, and that's why,
spurred on by the Detroit brawl, he is reacting decisively.
What the players must come to grips with is that just because race is
an element in the backlash, that doesn't mean the backlash is fueled
by racism At this point, I feel Jason is just
trying to make sure he doesn't get called for playing the race(ism)
card. How can he not admit the racism involved in this statement
alone?.
We're witnessing a clash of cultures. A predominately white fan base
is rejecting a predominately black style of play and sportsmanship.
Who is on the right side of this argument? The group that is always
right in a capitalistic society. The customer. That's why Stern,
endorsed by his owners, came down hard on the players. He stated that
the NBA would take steps to ensure that its fans improved their
behavior. But Stern knows the real solutions are in the hands of his
players. A good businessman caters to his audience. They don't play
country music at my dad's inner-city bar for a reason.
Stern's players must bow to the desires of their fan base.color="#800000"> Read: The players must sell out. Deny who you are
and what you stand for. Ignore where you came from. You must be as
the white man wants you....kinda makes the whole 60's thing a waste of
fire hydrant water and good tennis shoes doesn't it?
In general, African-American athletes have always been - for lack of a
better description - more expressive and flamboyant on the field of
play. Go back to the Negro Leagues - showboating was part of the
entertainment package. The Negro Leagues catered to a predominately
black fan base.
We, black people, begged for integration. We demanded the right to
play in the major leagues, the NBA, the NFL, the NHL Yes we begged for integration....and by that I mean we begged to be accepted, treated equally....not assimilated....but accepted as we are.. These leagues accommodate a white audience. As long as
the customer base is white, the standard for appropriate
sportsmanship, style of play and appearance should be set by white
people Does this sound even remotely like we're
still in America. Perhaps instead of making basketball fit into the
white customer's version of how it should be....maybe we should make
NBA games a little more available to other cultures that may not
believe in the 'sportsmanship, style of play and appearance'
acceptable to white people. This statement is fucked (pardon my
unacceptable faux pas in the language category...alas it is not
ebonics though) up for so many reasons .
This is fair, particularly when the athletes/employees earn millions
of dollars and have the freedom to do whatever - and I mean whatever -
they want when they're not playing or practicing.
If African-American players are unwilling to accept this reality, NBA
owners will speed up the internationalization of their team's rosters.
Many African-American players with NBA-quality skill will soon find
themselves circling the country playing basketball with Hot Sauce and
the And 1 Tour while Yao Nowitzki collects a $10 million NBA check. And the funny thing is, when the league loses the black players, they will lose the black audience, you know the ones who made athletic endorsements what they are today. Once that happens, then the NBA is truly done.
The black players will have no one to blame but themselvescolor="#800000"> Yes, because in the 'Land of the Free' (I try
desperately to say that with a straight face'), you can be anything and
all your dreams can come true...that is if you've properly
assimilated. Can't have too many successful people from the hood
hanging at the country club. .
I used to respect Jason Whitlock as I've read his articles on
ESPN.com....but in my opinion he should be ashamed of himself. He's
playing the race card but it's in his own efforts to assimilate.
My question is why is it when Black athletes get in heated and
physical situations, it suddenly becomes a by product of the hip hop
culture. But when white athletes get heated and in physical
situations, their actions don't represent an entire group of people ie
they aren't the typical white athlete, or there actions aren't a
by-product of the Metallica album they use to get hyped for the game?
I'm not condoning Ron Artest's actions at all. But I do want some
accountability held to the fans much more than the passing sentence or
two that the media is providing.
article by Jason Whitlock. I find myself saddened by this
article...and I'll throw my opinions in where I see fit....
Posted on Mon, Nov. 22, 2004
Click here to find out more!
Race plays role as NBA deals with Detroit fiasco
By JASON WHITLOCK
Kansas City Star
NBA commissioner David Stern sent a message to his players Sunday.
By issuing three of the harshest penalties in league history - a
73-game suspension of Ron Artest, 30 games for Stephen Jackson and 25
games for Jermaine O'Neal - Stern let his players know that the league
will aggressively try to clean up its image problem.
For their role in Friday's ugly brawl at Detroit, the Pacers,
favorites to represent the East in the NBA finals, received the death
penalty. Indiana's season is over. O'Neal, Artest, both All-Stars, and
Jackson are Indiana's three best players.
Stern had no choice. TV ratings for the league have been steadily
falling since Michael Jordan's heyday. The league's image has been in
decline since Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and Jordan ruled.
Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell, Kobe Bryant, Dream Team failures, an
embrace of all the negative aspects of the hip-hop culture and a
horrid style of play have conspired to make the NBA easy to ignore.
Horrid style of play? Most people complain that
there is no defense. Funny thing is in the NBA's heyday the scoring
was significantly higher in the 80's than it is today. Defense wasn't
a problem then???By decimating the Pacers and publicly
acknowledging that there has been a lowering of expectations in terms
of player (and fan) behavior, Stern made it clear he's not in denial
about the NBA's troubles.
I am, however, concerned that the league's players will remain in
denial. Surrounded by groupies and yes-men, fortified by
multimillion-dollar contracts and endorsement deals, it will be easy
for NBA players to misinterpret Stern's warning.
In this column, I am calling on my peers in the media to level with
NBA players (and all professional athletes) and tell them what's
really going on.
American sports fans, particularly those who consistently shell out
the hundreds of dollars it takes to attend a professional game, are
fed up with black professional basketball players in particular and
black professional athletes to a lesser degree.color="#800000"> But they aren't fed up with the baseball fights, the
hockey fights. It's only when black players are involved is the fight
not good....?
Yeah, let's cut through all the garbage and get to the real issue. The
people paying the bills don't like the product, don't like the
attitude, don't like the showboating and don't like the flamboyance.
The NBA, which relies heavily on African-American players, is at the
forefront of fan backlash. Stern realizes this, and that's why,
spurred on by the Detroit brawl, he is reacting decisively.
What the players must come to grips with is that just because race is
an element in the backlash, that doesn't mean the backlash is fueled
by racism At this point, I feel Jason is just
trying to make sure he doesn't get called for playing the race(ism)
card. How can he not admit the racism involved in this statement
alone?.
We're witnessing a clash of cultures. A predominately white fan base
is rejecting a predominately black style of play and sportsmanship.
Who is on the right side of this argument? The group that is always
right in a capitalistic society. The customer. That's why Stern,
endorsed by his owners, came down hard on the players. He stated that
the NBA would take steps to ensure that its fans improved their
behavior. But Stern knows the real solutions are in the hands of his
players. A good businessman caters to his audience. They don't play
country music at my dad's inner-city bar for a reason.
Stern's players must bow to the desires of their fan base.color="#800000"> Read: The players must sell out. Deny who you are
and what you stand for. Ignore where you came from. You must be as
the white man wants you....kinda makes the whole 60's thing a waste of
fire hydrant water and good tennis shoes doesn't it?
In general, African-American athletes have always been - for lack of a
better description - more expressive and flamboyant on the field of
play. Go back to the Negro Leagues - showboating was part of the
entertainment package. The Negro Leagues catered to a predominately
black fan base.
We, black people, begged for integration. We demanded the right to
play in the major leagues, the NBA, the NFL, the NHL Yes we begged for integration....and by that I mean we begged to be accepted, treated equally....not assimilated....but accepted as we are.. These leagues accommodate a white audience. As long as
the customer base is white, the standard for appropriate
sportsmanship, style of play and appearance should be set by white
people Does this sound even remotely like we're
still in America. Perhaps instead of making basketball fit into the
white customer's version of how it should be....maybe we should make
NBA games a little more available to other cultures that may not
believe in the 'sportsmanship, style of play and appearance'
acceptable to white people. This statement is fucked (pardon my
unacceptable faux pas in the language category...alas it is not
ebonics though) up for so many reasons .
This is fair, particularly when the athletes/employees earn millions
of dollars and have the freedom to do whatever - and I mean whatever -
they want when they're not playing or practicing.
If African-American players are unwilling to accept this reality, NBA
owners will speed up the internationalization of their team's rosters.
Many African-American players with NBA-quality skill will soon find
themselves circling the country playing basketball with Hot Sauce and
the And 1 Tour while Yao Nowitzki collects a $10 million NBA check. And the funny thing is, when the league loses the black players, they will lose the black audience, you know the ones who made athletic endorsements what they are today. Once that happens, then the NBA is truly done.
The black players will have no one to blame but themselvescolor="#800000"> Yes, because in the 'Land of the Free' (I try
desperately to say that with a straight face'), you can be anything and
all your dreams can come true...that is if you've properly
assimilated. Can't have too many successful people from the hood
hanging at the country club. .
I used to respect Jason Whitlock as I've read his articles on
ESPN.com....but in my opinion he should be ashamed of himself. He's
playing the race card but it's in his own efforts to assimilate.
My question is why is it when Black athletes get in heated and
physical situations, it suddenly becomes a by product of the hip hop
culture. But when white athletes get heated and in physical
situations, their actions don't represent an entire group of people ie
they aren't the typical white athlete, or there actions aren't a
by-product of the Metallica album they use to get hyped for the game?
I'm not condoning Ron Artest's actions at all. But I do want some
accountability held to the fans much more than the passing sentence or
two that the media is providing.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
BY Popular Demand
Ok it wasn't popular demand but it was demanded....
Top 5 Reasons Black Folks don't Play hockey (much)
- #5 - When's the last time you associated black people with Canada??
- #4 - Ice ain't nuthin' but frozen water....I've told you about our experience with water!
- #3 - Gold teeth ain't cheap, you can't afford to lose them (I know this is a horrible stereotype....leave me alone....I know better)
- #2 - No Shoe Contracts
- #1 - When a fight breaks out, you know the black guy is gonna get arrested!!
Read the this post from the annoyed Canadian
This post from the annoyed Canadian kinda annoyed me....read it here since I really don't have permission to reprint it. Also, read my comment back as this topic has bothered me for quite some time.
I really wish people would stop putting the impetus for role modeling on celebrities whether they be musicians, actors, athletes or whatever. The emphasis for role modeling should basically be if you don't know the person personally, then you should find another role model. It starts with the parents. Parents should be the first option as a role model. Secondly, school teachers or pastors (if you're the church going type), aunts, uncles, somebody that you come in actual daily or at least periodic contact with. It's fine to look up to Magic Johnson or some celebrity but kids shouldn't be copying celebrities. One, these are grown adults who are forced to live their personal life in the public eye due to a societal sickness to be extremely nosey. Two, these people didn't ask to be role models so they shouldn't be held accountable as such.
I really wish people would stop putting the impetus for role modeling on celebrities whether they be musicians, actors, athletes or whatever. The emphasis for role modeling should basically be if you don't know the person personally, then you should find another role model. It starts with the parents. Parents should be the first option as a role model. Secondly, school teachers or pastors (if you're the church going type), aunts, uncles, somebody that you come in actual daily or at least periodic contact with. It's fine to look up to Magic Johnson or some celebrity but kids shouldn't be copying celebrities. One, these are grown adults who are forced to live their personal life in the public eye due to a societal sickness to be extremely nosey. Two, these people didn't ask to be role models so they shouldn't be held accountable as such.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Wedding Misery
I really, really wish it were the day after the wedding so I could just chill....just chill....nothing to do, nothing . . . .ah sweet nothings in my ear
Monday, November 15, 2004
Carnival of Sin
Check out the Carnival of Sin. It's a conblogeration of interesting blogs compiled by a linguistically interesting New York Escort......I'll leave it at that.....
Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69
Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69
This nugget was brought to my attention by Electablog. Apparently, the morality of America is in danger because of Interstate 69.....I get the possible undertones of it but gee whiz, I hate to think that Indiana's biggest problem is the number of an Interstate.
Now true, if the Interstate is extended as planned to Texas or whatever, then it's breaking the numbering system for the Interstate system. Fine, then have that be the reason. But don't try to get public support from the sexually boring folks based on the significance of the number 69. The senator states that 'It's the moral thing to do' in reference to changing it to I-63. He goes on to mention being 'snickered' at while wearing an I-69 button. What the hell are you wearing an I - 69 button for? And what do you expect wearing a button that says I 69??? That's like me being a chef with a t-shirt saying 'I toss salad'. I'd be disappointed if no one laughed at my dumb ass!!!!
This nugget was brought to my attention by Electablog. Apparently, the morality of America is in danger because of Interstate 69.....I get the possible undertones of it but gee whiz, I hate to think that Indiana's biggest problem is the number of an Interstate.
Now true, if the Interstate is extended as planned to Texas or whatever, then it's breaking the numbering system for the Interstate system. Fine, then have that be the reason. But don't try to get public support from the sexually boring folks based on the significance of the number 69. The senator states that 'It's the moral thing to do' in reference to changing it to I-63. He goes on to mention being 'snickered' at while wearing an I-69 button. What the hell are you wearing an I - 69 button for? And what do you expect wearing a button that says I 69??? That's like me being a chef with a t-shirt saying 'I toss salad'. I'd be disappointed if no one laughed at my dumb ass!!!!
Men's Fragrances
Why are men's fragrances always named with some nature related theme? My soap is Old spice Mountain Rush. I don't recall the last time I was in the mountains and said, 'Now this is what I want to smell like!' Women have fragrances like Strawberry Apricot Illusions....I have Forest Rain?
Friday, November 12, 2004
Christmas Hoopla
Is anyone else absolutely disgusted at how early people start celebrating\preparing for Christmas? Here in the States (can't really call them the United States but I don't talk politics), there were signs of Christmas preparations before Halloween. That means there are two major holidays before the big un and it disgusts me. In our neighborhood, someone already has Christmas lights up. Each year they start earlier and earlier. I imagine soon Christmas in July won't be just a joke or a weekly sales advertisement.......
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Drunk Phelps Kid
Michael Phelps, the Olympic poster boy of this past summer's games, got himself a DUI this past week. That got me to thinking, why aren't there any black swimmers, blacks tend to do so well at so many sports yet seem completely absent from others, where my people at?!?! So here's my top 5 reasons you don't see black swimmers:
Top 5 Reasons You Don't See Black Swimmers
- 5. Water just sits on top of our hair, doesn't soak in, makes us look funny on the camera.
- 4. Growing up, we played in the hose or the fire hydrant, we didn't have a stinkin' pool to learn to swim in. And if we did, it was entirely too crowded for anything more than standing around or it didn't extend past the middle of your calves.
- 3. Chlorine makes us ashy!
- 2. Swimming involves water. We have had a collectively bad experience with water.
- 1. Can't find any speedos that fit!!
Good Grief
What exactly does this statement mean? Good....grief. Most folks don't associate grief with good and vice versa.....
Well, I don't really feel much like blogging today. I think I have a weather related depression disorder. Whenever it's raining, I don't much feel like being bothered. But at the same time, sunshine makes me sleepy. However, I can't think of a single thing wrong with the night time!!!!
Well, I don't really feel much like blogging today. I think I have a weather related depression disorder. Whenever it's raining, I don't much feel like being bothered. But at the same time, sunshine makes me sleepy. However, I can't think of a single thing wrong with the night time!!!!
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Yawning
Why do we have to cover our mouth when we yawn. We don't cover it when we sigh and that's the same air coming out as when we yawn. We don't cover our mouths when we our out of breath and yep you guessed it, same air. And we can't be doing to be polite or to hide the fact that we're yawning because as soon as you cover your mouth, everyone in the room knows you're yawning...people don't randomly cover their mouth unless they're Seelie from the Color Purple.....
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Closing in
I haven't mentioned it much on the blog here because I try to avoid speaking of my Fiancee too much. I don't want this to be a rant place for me against her (though the way I said that sounds horrible) not that I would need one. But I just realized that I am to be married in less than a month. Married!?!? People keep asking me if I'm excited and I keep telling them no. I think it's misunderstood. They are asking me if I am excited about the wedding as opposed to am I excited about being married. I never had daydreams of what my wedding day would be like. In fact, I don't understand why women would intentionally and purposefully want the unnecessary hassle, burden, stress, and most of all expenses.
Weddings are so overcharged they make prostitutes in Vegas feel like a bargain at Sam's Club. $4000 for a photographer??? $42/person for the reception???? And that's just serving appetizers with beer and wine.
Anyway, the motivation for this post has left me as I realized it's time for me to sneak on outta here.......
Weddings are so overcharged they make prostitutes in Vegas feel like a bargain at Sam's Club. $4000 for a photographer??? $42/person for the reception???? And that's just serving appetizers with beer and wine.
Anyway, the motivation for this post has left me as I realized it's time for me to sneak on outta here.......
Names
What is this thing people seem to have nowadays with naming their kids with last names as first names. I know, I know, I should be open minded and realize that just because a name has been a last name for what seems like forever doesn't mean it can't be an ingenious firstname. But if I see one more Connor, Kennedy, or Taylor kid I'm gonna puke. There are babies out there named with nothing but traditional last names. What happened to Samuel, or Erin, or Aaron, or any of the first names that use to just be first names.
Personally, I think it's the devil WB Network at the head of all this. Silly folks watching that channel then naming their kids based on shows from the teen angst capitol of networking shouldn't be shot, but a switch spanking may not be out of order.
Personally, I think it's the devil WB Network at the head of all this. Silly folks watching that channel then naming their kids based on shows from the teen angst capitol of networking shouldn't be shot, but a switch spanking may not be out of order.
New #1
Last week I made note that Mommy blogs annoyed me....well mommy blogs weren't strong enough to hold on to their number 1 ranking....Political blogs (particularly Republican ones) are getting to be quite annoying as well. Now I will be labeled as a democrat because I mentioned the GOP but I am not a Democrat. In fact, I don't claim any political party, they are all full of it (I would have cursed but I'm trying to make some affiliate money on this here site to pay for the expensive one - L - Boogie (me fiance). Without further ado, the top 5 annoying blog types:
- Republican blogs
- Democrat blogs
- Mommy blogs
- Religious blogs
- 5 is a nice round number but I don't have a fifth....and if I did have a fifth I'd be drinking it by now....
Monday, November 08, 2004
Beer Coupons
Quick question: why are they never ever any beer coupons in the sunday paper. I've come across cigarette coupons but never beer coupons. It's a conspiracy.....a flat out conspiracy!!!
McDonald's Scam
Has anyone ever seen a million dollar McDonald's monopoly winner? Or any McD's monopoly winner that won more than a free sno cone or french fries.
As I stated in an earlier post, I get all excited about monopoly at McD's. But as I mature, relatively speaking, I find myself rather bitter. I have eaten at this establishment considerably more than I normally would just for monopoly pieces. I've even won several little to no value prizes from their second chance game....Ironically, I was unable to win any of their good prizes in that same second chance game.
Even further, I have never....ever.......ever seen a boardwalk piece. Here's my theory...the McDonald's on the east coast are all sent a set of pieces ie Park Place and Illinois Ave. But all the Boardwalks are sent to the west coast. This way the chances of one person getting both pieces is slim to none. And personally, I think they do that with all of the prize groups....it disgusts me. I think we should write a petition to find out how many people have ever actually won the million bucks. As well as a list of winners who won something over $500.................are u wit me??!?!
As I stated in an earlier post, I get all excited about monopoly at McD's. But as I mature, relatively speaking, I find myself rather bitter. I have eaten at this establishment considerably more than I normally would just for monopoly pieces. I've even won several little to no value prizes from their second chance game....Ironically, I was unable to win any of their good prizes in that same second chance game.
Even further, I have never....ever.......ever seen a boardwalk piece. Here's my theory...the McDonald's on the east coast are all sent a set of pieces ie Park Place and Illinois Ave. But all the Boardwalks are sent to the west coast. This way the chances of one person getting both pieces is slim to none. And personally, I think they do that with all of the prize groups....it disgusts me. I think we should write a petition to find out how many people have ever actually won the million bucks. As well as a list of winners who won something over $500.................are u wit me??!?!
Friday, November 05, 2004
Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail
Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail
Good for my home state of Va. I hate spam. Although nine years in prison for bulk emailing is gonna make it hard on the poor guy. That's worse than spending a night in jail for something like jaywalking. I can hear the conversation now:
B-Roc the Murderer: Whatchu here for?
C-Spam...the...spammer: Uh....
B-Roc: Rape? Murder? Whatchu do? How much time you got?
C-Spam: I got nine on some trumped up charges.....
B-Roc: I'm in it for life....that family deserved to die....whatchu do?
C-Spam: Uh....I got a little carried away with . . . . uh
B-Roc: Spit out fish!
C-Spam: I'm a spammer ok? I spam!!
B-Roc: Spam? What is that? You like flashin ol' ladies and little boys or somethin'? What the hell is a spammer?
C-Spam: I send lots of emails that folks don't want...
B-Roc: Hee hee, you're jokin right? Fish, You are now my bitch.
Good for my home state of Va. I hate spam. Although nine years in prison for bulk emailing is gonna make it hard on the poor guy. That's worse than spending a night in jail for something like jaywalking. I can hear the conversation now:
B-Roc the Murderer: Whatchu here for?
C-Spam...the...spammer: Uh....
B-Roc: Rape? Murder? Whatchu do? How much time you got?
C-Spam: I got nine on some trumped up charges.....
B-Roc: I'm in it for life....that family deserved to die....whatchu do?
C-Spam: Uh....I got a little carried away with . . . . uh
B-Roc: Spit out fish!
C-Spam: I'm a spammer ok? I spam!!
B-Roc: Spam? What is that? You like flashin ol' ladies and little boys or somethin'? What the hell is a spammer?
C-Spam: I send lots of emails that folks don't want...
B-Roc: Hee hee, you're jokin right? Fish, You are now my bitch.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Bad Tidings
I'm in a very bad mood this morning. I don't think I like our society to much at all. Things that have been bothering me about our society:
There's other things but I just realized I'm pretty tired of typing.
- TV - Is it me or has TV basically become a place for teen angst. I swear as a teenager I never remember having as much drama in my life as the OC. Here in Atlanta, there's a horrible pop radio station called Q100. They have the worst morning show I have ever seen (save for Crash Clark, but that's because he's a known alcoholic and he just does weather and traffic) called the Bert Show. Bert epitomizes the massacre of masculinity that has slowly been occurring over the past five to ten years. But more on that another time. They spent the entire morning talking about TV shows that are basically geared to teenage girls, which would be anything on the WB and half the stuff on FOX. Now these are grown ass men anticipating Gilmore Girls and the OC. Bert even admitted to being a big Oprah fan. This is a man (used very loosely) who has been whipped into silly puddy by his wife.
- The Death of Masculinity - Ever notice how in most commercials nowadays men are made to look stupid. Or in today's sitcoms, even if the woman is at fault it somehow becomes the man's fault? Or how television is quick to show feminine hygiene product commercials but you never see the commercial for Trojans? Or even worse when the tampon commercial comes on during football but you never see an athlete's foot commercial during a soap opera. Masculinity is dying a slow agonizing death. Far too many men are just giving in rather than standing up for themselves. It's disgusting. A plethora of married men have told me upon finding out about my engagement that I need to learn the words 'Yes, dear'. I've been told that I should only expect to win 10% of the arguments over the course of the marriage and that I should pick my battles. Uh, I thought this marriage thing was supposed to be a compromise?
There's other things but I just realized I'm pretty tired of typing.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Mommy Blogs
I don't want to offend the mothers out there. I really don't. But I am having trouble finishing my lunch because of all these mommy blogs. It's really getting sickening.
I sincerely hope that when I do (God willing) have children, that I am able to sustain some form of my original personality. I don't want to become one of those parents that is nothing but a parent now...their entire personality, their entire being, is being a parent. I want to love my kids and raise them right but I sincerely hope I can find something else to talk about. I'm sure I will be proud of the little mulattos when I have them and want to talk about them....but I hope I will know when enough is enough....
I sincerely hope that when I do (God willing) have children, that I am able to sustain some form of my original personality. I don't want to become one of those parents that is nothing but a parent now...their entire personality, their entire being, is being a parent. I want to love my kids and raise them right but I sincerely hope I can find something else to talk about. I'm sure I will be proud of the little mulattos when I have them and want to talk about them....but I hope I will know when enough is enough....
Experts and Reporters
I was just perusing CBS Sportsline. I go there now on account that I won a 2 month subscription to their VIP service thanks to McDonald's Monopoly game. Previous posts will let yall know how I feel about Monopoly at McDonald's.
But I digress. Perusing CBS Sportsline, I realized that I rarely agree with any of their expert reporters...you know the ones assigned to cover just the NFL or just the NBA. In fact, I find that they usually just jump on the nearest bandwagon and ride that through every one of their articles.
That got me to thinking....and it hurt. But I did it anyway. I thought, how exactly does one become an expert in say the NBA. What could he have possibly put on his resume that allowed his employer to ascertain that this reporter was an NBA expert. I sincerely believe that most of these "experts", or dare I say pundit since this is an electionally charged day and we'll hear that several times throughout the day, really just say stuff like I'm an expert because I watch a lot of basketball.
I mean what else could make you an expert? I watch a lot of sports, with an emphasis on Basketball and Football, so am I too an expert or pundit???
But I digress. Perusing CBS Sportsline, I realized that I rarely agree with any of their expert reporters...you know the ones assigned to cover just the NFL or just the NBA. In fact, I find that they usually just jump on the nearest bandwagon and ride that through every one of their articles.
That got me to thinking....and it hurt. But I did it anyway. I thought, how exactly does one become an expert in say the NBA. What could he have possibly put on his resume that allowed his employer to ascertain that this reporter was an NBA expert. I sincerely believe that most of these "experts", or dare I say pundit since this is an electionally charged day and we'll hear that several times throughout the day, really just say stuff like I'm an expert because I watch a lot of basketball.
I mean what else could make you an expert? I watch a lot of sports, with an emphasis on Basketball and Football, so am I too an expert or pundit???






