Pretty boring weekends always lead to lousy mondays....

I think I may have figured my problem out!! Woo Hoo, soon it will be time to drink my liver away!!

What is it about Fridays that make it so incredibly hard to masturbate....I mean concentrate?? I have been at work on the same problem for hours now and my every third thought has to do with what I am actually doing......

I know I know. I should add all these links to like the side instead of randomly throughout my messages. Well, I'm lazy and don't feel like it!

I do highly suggest visiting the 'This is ugly fat kid' site. He's kind of funny in a I can't believe someone has this much time to think about these things kind of way.

My stomach hurts.....ate too much.....I had last night's hamburger helper leftovers, a couple bites of a couple slices of bread, and close to a pound and a half of canteloupe which I think is what did it. But the sugary sweet juice captivated me to no end....and I just kept putting more in my mouth....couldn't stop....want more now....but I'm too lazy to go get anymore. So I'll just have to enjoy my French Vanilla Cafe.....nothing like vanilla scented coffee breath....

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Just had a morbid thought, morbid to me anyway....what if I lost my job???

So what's the deal? Not a whole lot going on today. Went to work, left work, came home, ate dinner, took the girlfriend to get ice cream, and now I'm here. The girlfriend has gone to sleep and I'm kind of bored. I almost feel like being productive but just can't bring myself to do anything. I'm tired but not sleepy, restless but not energetic, horny but not having sex....oops didn't mean to say that last one out loud.

This probably sounds horrible but I'm really tired of the war coverage now. I don't understand why the media is allowed to show so much. It seems counterproductive to me to have the media be right there with live photos an footage of war.

I am so bored.....so very bored.

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Why do the academy awards need to have two names, the Academy awards and the Oscars. Yeah, I know Oscar is the name of the trophy but that still doesn't make sense. I mean, the fact that trophy awarded for the Super Bowl is called the Vince Lombardi trophy doesn't lead us to calling the Super Bowl by another name...

Why doesn't my blog ever show up on the most recently published blogs?!?! I think I'm being left out intentionally, they don't want the world to hear me opine, 'cause once you heard it, you can't get enough of it. That last line was supposed to come out a little catchier than that....

Okay, so now I've done it. I've taken a loan out of my 401k so I could buy the ol' lady an engagement ring. 1.21 carats, princess cut solitaire, in a platinum setting. She better like it or I will cut her. Or better yet, I'll take it back ;). And get it appraised and sell it if I can make a dime.

But anyway it's friday and I should be off to my drinking problem....just jokes, I think I've mentioned before that I don't have a drinking problem, it's just something I say. I just .. . . .actually I had nothing to say at that moment, my bad.

Why does the guy always have to pay for dinner too? Why should I pay for a dinner at a place I don't like, for a dinner that you organized, to eat with your friends? What the fuck

I am in a very combative, pissy mood today. Very anti-establishment too. I cannot stand the way this society is. I have a lot of anger in me right now and I don't like having it but I don't have a choice. Somehow, we always spend more money than we have but somehow we rarely have anything to show for it.....How can two people spend 215 bucks on groceries.....I used to spend 40 bucks a month by myself and we're spending on average 175 every three weeks, and I swear our fridge is never, ever overflowing with food. What the hell are we gonna do when we have kids? Hell, when we do fucking cook we barely have left overs so what the hell are the kids supposed to eat.

You know it seems to me that every 'step' in life is a little bit worse. You leave high school to go to college: great time, but your parents are slowly weaning you off of them.
You leave college for the real world: You're an adult now, but the real isn't really all its cracked up to be. You meet someone: Great companionship, less freedom.
Marriage: Society's ever so important life status is met, you lose even more freedom (and will power). You have kids: Your progeny, but what's left of your former lifestyle is gone....forever....or at least 18 years.

And why does society seem so surprised when there are people who would rather not go through the traditional life cycle. Furthermore, why does the government reward people for going through the traditional lifecycle via tax breaks and shit. Hell, if I decide to not have children, I would think I should pay less in taxes since I'm not using as much shit. But I have to pay so your little Susie can go to the Library. Little Susie needs to get a damn job and start paying her own way around here so she can go to the bookstore and buy the book therefore helping the economy.

I'm done for now but I am seriously tired of never having any money. I don't remember the last time I went out and spent on myself carefreee.....and now I'm supposed to be trying to be the girlfriend an eight thousand dollar ring.....what the fuck....

I'm sick and tired of being broke. I need to do one of two things a) Find a second job that I like, or b) Find a new 1st job altogether. They will never pay me the type of money I deserve here though I've worked for 5 years for less than anyone else on my team. I wouldn't mind if I did less as well but that's just not the case. This place is shady in so many ways I can't even describe it.....

Alright, time to go home, cook a create a meal or whatever it's called. Then go out to my local watering hole, though I'm broke as hell, and have a couple of brewskis while I watch the game!!! Life is good!!

Very productive work day yesterday. I seemed to be in a zone with what I was doing and it all made sense.....that's a rare occurrence nowadays.....

Angry Naked Pat: Ice Cream Fantastic Go here if only for the Super Bowl is Gay song!!

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I have to lead a class today on Javascript and I hate talking in front of people....this sucks....

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Gotta go read now...read and smoke, that's what I do at night around this time....yep

A decent weekend was had. Friday I watched the Lakers get embarassed up at Jeffrey's. Actually got to meet Jeffrey and his wife. They seem like good enough people. Saturday, I lounged around all day and then went to the Pie to catch the Roy Jones fight. Roy Jones did what I thought he would. Tonite I hung out at Jeffrey's for a little while and got addicted to the bar video game thingy.....great, that's what I need...another addiction.