Ok, I have this thing where I refuse to go to the restroom that is on the same floor that I work on especially when I feel the need to release some gastrointestinal pressure right? So I'm getting on the elevator to go to my restroom of choice and lo and behold, a co-worker says are you going down to get coffee? Well, I think I do plan to get some coffee after I do what I need to do so I say yeah....and damn if he doesn't come with me. Now I'm all bloated because I couldn't do what I needed to do. The worse part is this same co-worker does this 2 or 3 times a week and I say yes everytime instead of no, I'm going to go do blah blah blah....