Today's Man News!!!

German men prefer cars to sexy women
Honestly, this isn't that surprising. After all, cars don't talk back, you know which buttons to push to make them do what you want. They always wanna go where you wanna go. They don't mind hanging out in the garage all day. And when something's wrong and you try to find out what it is, they never say "I'm fine". What else could you want from a companion!?!? And they don't mind if you sleep with other women!!!