You did it. Your friends thought you were crazy and didn't want in. Screw them, you can pull the job off by yourself and there is nothing better than splitting the loot one way.
The day after. You robbed a bank. Unidentified and no one is the wiser. Why don't you go grab a coffee and see if your adventures made the paper? Ah, page one. Wait, they got it all wrong. That is not how your heist went down and you are definitely taller than that. 25, they think you're 25. What kind of hack job is this?
You know what you should do? You should fire off a strongly worded email to the editor and get this nonsense righted. Let them know the true details, what really went down with your exploits. That'll show 'em.
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