Life Lessons Learned from Daytime TV

1. If you are about to loan somebody some money and they say they will repay when they get their tax money back, do not loan them money.


2. If you are appearing on Jerry Springer, do not walk onto the stage and immediately begin kissing. You will get hit in the back of the head.


3. If you are appearing on Maury and you're just chilling in the green room, don't talk to the 'decoy'.  Don't show them private parts.  Don't brag.  Shut up and be quiet.


4. When repaying a loan, don't use cash or get a receipt.  Trust no one.


5. You can't hold somebody's stuff in lieu of rent.


6. Apparently, it is a source of pride to have a huge tax debt and not pay it. Truly something we should all strive for.


7. If you are a male, do not appear on Judge Joe Brown or Judge Judy.  Neither like the gender.


8. Zaxby's is single-handedly trying to keep as many has been celebrities working as corporately possible.


9. The budget for daytime TV commercials is considerably lower than their primetime counterparts.  So is the acting talent.