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[/caption]MC Hammer. Drunk. On a lake. At 1am. Drinking Jagermeister on a pier from the bottle. To 'Turn this mutha out....'
Yeah, so I guess you could say it was a great weekend.
Some of the best lines of the night:
'Wait, you're really black.' Spoken by a surprised girl who apparently thought my skin color was part of my costume.
'See you later, Isaac.' 'When the hell did I become Isaac from the Love Boat?!? I'm MC Hammer!'
'You know I am having an epitome. My epitome is. . .' 'You mean epiphany?' 'Uh yeah, they both start with e-p-i.' 'Maybe you're having the epitome of an epiphany.'
Halloween was niicce...that's niiice.
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