Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Weekend

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MC Hammer.  Drunk. On a lake. At 1am. Drinking Jagermeister on a pier from the bottle. To 'Turn this mutha out....'

Yeah, so I guess you could say it was a great weekend.

Some of the best lines of the night:

'Wait, you're really black.'  Spoken by a surprised girl who apparently thought my skin color was part of my costume.

'See you later, Isaac.'  'When the hell did I become Isaac from the Love Boat?!?  I'm MC Hammer!'

'You know I am having an epitome. My epitome is. . .'  'You mean epiphany?'  'Uh yeah, they both start with e-p-i.'  'Maybe you're having the epitome of an epiphany.'

Halloween was niicce...that's niiice.

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