My faithful readers, I first must apologize for inconsiderate lack of consideration in keeping you updated here on this tome we call Xpinionated. It has been over a week and change and I have not typed a single word of comedy, drama, or other tv genre category thingy.

To make it up to you, I will speak on several topics today. Maybe. You know I'm moody and may change my mind.

Today's first topic is...oh sh!t, I gotta go pee...