In 2008, I will be voting for 'They'. Yes, I know it's a bit premature to have made a decision without knowing their principles or agendas. But for as long as I can remember, 'They' have known what's best. 'They' are the next party to join the political fray, perhaps under the Third Party ticket. That's what 'They' are saying right now.
'They' say nothing can be worse than Bush's regime has been. 'They' have the answer, advice, and good ol' confidences of most everyone. I mean, how many times have you heard someone say 'They say that's good for you.' Or even going over the heads of those in the medical profession, 'The doctor says I should lose weight but they say eating cheerios lowers cholesterol.'
In fact, if 'They' say it, it becomes truth almost regardless of the hard circumstances. Seriously, the experience 'They' have is just that powerful!!! Politics? 'They' say 'they' don't have weapons of mass destruction, said Bush. Lo and behold, 'They' didn't!!! Social Settings? 'They' say peeling the label off a beer bottle is a sign of sexual frustration. Ding Ding Ding, correctamundo. If you're busy peeling labels, chances are you're not chasing the opposite sex (or same sex if that's your thing cowboy/girl). Therefore, you are sexually frustrated. Honestly, is there anything 'They' don't know?!?!?!
So, join me, and vote 'THEY' in 2008!!
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