Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Driving

I'm not an agressive driver. You're just a neo-conservative driver. If you put me on a road by myself, you cannot notice any aggression about my driving. But put you on a road by yourself and your conservatism will be duly noted.

I'm only aggressive in relation to your conservatism. If you got the hell out of the left lane then I wouldn't have to pass you in the right. If you waited until you got in the turn lane to slam on your brakes, then I wouldn't be riding your ass. If you got off of your cell phone, then you would have the extra hand necessary to signal at which point I may let you over.

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