It's a quiet Sunday evening. My wife, Devin, and I are enjoying a little 60 minutes before Amazing Race comes on. A commercial comes on. Below is the script of the commercial:
Woman from some CBS show: "Ladies, do you want to make Christmas special for your husband this year? Call his doctor and schedule a prostate exam."
My reaction (sorry ladies) was 'BITCH'. You got me a finger in the ass for Christmas?! Really?! Now the women in my life who know me personally know that I make an effort to never use the B-word. But this woman is on TV telling woman that the gift to get is a prostate exam. I'm supposed to get you a diamond or a lexus and you're gonna get me . . . . a prostate exam. That gets an insult hurled!
2 comments:
You outta be ashamed! The gift of life and health is priceless!! ;) Makes me smile to think men have to go through with this... I mean you got the "get outta pregnancy and menstration card", you think you guys could handle a little finger poking; geeze!
You remember that the next you're being all intimate and your lover's fingers mistakenly do some poking!!!
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