Today's question: Why do we call it a toothbrush? We rarely brush just a single tooth. Shouldn't it be called a teethbrush? Or perhaps a teethbrusher?

I'm sleepy but I didn't go out drinking last night. I think all this driving is wearing me down a bit. Plus, I got a speeding ticket yesterday...84 in a 65. Must make a cameo at the Gastonia, NC courthouse. I may have a lawyer go in my absence.

THe ol' battleaxe's birthday is next week and for the second year in a row, I will not be in town. That kinda sucks! Oh well, guess I have to go broke trying to do right by my Bae....