CBS Cares

It's a quiet Sunday evening.  My wife, Devin, and I are enjoying a little 60 minutes before Amazing Race comes on.  A commercial comes on.  Below is the script of the commercial:

Woman from some CBS show:  "Ladies, do you want to make Christmas special for your husband this year?  Call his doctor and schedule a prostate exam."

My reaction (sorry ladies) was 'BITCH'.  You got me a finger in the ass for Christmas?!  Really?!  Now the women in my life who know me personally know that I make an effort to never use the B-word.  But this woman is on TV telling woman that the gift to get is a prostate exam.  I'm supposed to get you a diamond or a lexus and you're gonna get me . . . . a prostate exam.  That gets an insult hurled!