Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Marriage Revelations

I'm not getting cold feet or anything...but I am having these revelations...

Revelation #1: I've been a bachelor for 30 years! 30 Years. What a way to end a streak.....
Revelation #2: After Saturday, beer commercials will no longer talk to me. Lite beer commercials will talk to me......eeeewwww!
Revelation #3: Calling the Fiancee the ol' battleaxe is no longer just a joke.....
Revelation #4: Since we've been living in sin in our own house for years now, I guess kids really are the next step.....somebody calling me daddy??
Revelation #5: I've gotta start wanting to go to the Home Depot.....

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